What Your Favorite Real Housewives City Says About You

Guilty Pleasures | Alex Belden | February 17, 2016

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Bravo TV has brought us one of the most controversial, frowned-upon yet magnificent franchises to ever exist – The Real Housewives. From the east coast to the west coast and everywhere in between, prestigious women in various cities have been profiled on national television for years. Everyone has a favorite city – what does yours say about you?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

You hope to someday score an engagement ring that costs more than the average American’s home and will wear sparkly heels everywhere you go once you’re a real adult. You like everything in your life to be glamorous and if it’s not, then your husband better fix it.

The Real Housewives of New York City

You’re probably single like most of the women on RHONYC. You’re perfectly fine watching this show alone while getting as drunk as Sonja does off of Skinny Girl vodka. And if you’re hungover the next day? No worries. Your driver can take you to your house in the Hamptons for a relaxing and rejuvenating weekend.

The Real Housewives of Miami

The RHOM doesn’t exist anymore and there’s a reason for that. You can’t let it go, though, like most other things in your life. Someday you will realize there are bigger and better things out there – like Atlanta.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

When the ladies of Atlanta get into fights, you get so into it that you need someone to hold your earrings – and you’re only watching on the couch. You enjoy intense situations and a variety of hairstyles just like Cynthia, who literally has a different hairstyle every five minutes of the show.

The Real Housewives of Orange County

The real OG is the OC, so naturally you’re a boss-ass bitch. You’re probably blonde and probably still smell like a spray tan – but it’s okay because you look better than the next girl, even if you’re 50 and have grandchildren like Tamra.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

You’re either Italian, from Jersey or you just really love the accents on RHONJ. Who can blame you though? The girls of RHONJ are the best because they eat pasta, so you can relate to them. You’re probably dramatic or bat-shit crazy, too. Just don’t flip the table in the middle of the restaurant like Teresa.

The Real Housewives of Potomac

You’re used to being the new girl, so naturally you love the newest housewives. You’re probably really classy, or at least like to pretend you are. You’re the first to correct your friends when they go crazy and everyone loves you for that (as long as you don’t have rules of etiquette that you pass out).